Like most good stories, it begins with having imbibed too many libations. From there, it moves on to the puking stage, followed by getting lost and waking up confused and hung over. That's where you come in. Lead Conker on his quest for babes, booze, weapons, and sweet moolah. He may be a squirrel, but he is most definitely not cute and cuddly.

With a beautifully recreated world and all of the same hilarious moments, Conker makes the transition to Xbox with style. This is the reason Rare fans bought an Xbox! And if the 9 huge chapters aren't enough for you, then take your skills on to Xbox Live for almost infinite replayability. Whether you want a mission based squad game or some good old fashioned deathmatch, the multiplayer side of Conker: Live and Reloaded has what you need.

Playing through Conker's story mode is tougher than getting the hot girl next to you to buy you a beer. Let's not even get started about the battle for online supremacy. You're going to need some help, and you've come to the right place. Inside our guide you'll find:

• Basics: Everything you need to get started. How to navigate the world and keep Conker alive and kicking (butt).
• Multiplayer - Boot Camp: Look here to learn all about the multiplayer side of the game. We explain and analyze it all including how to get started, character class, weapons, vehicles, and utilities.
• Multiplayer - Map Strategy: Tired of losing to the experienced online players? Can't get through Chapter X? Read on for the strategies you need to complete the map victory conditions before they do.
• Story Walkthrough: We'll walk you through all 9 chapters of the game and tell you where to find everything along the way - complete with downloadable movies showing you how to get through the toughest parts of the game.
• Secrets: Find out what unlockables and bonus upgrades are available in the game here.

Unlockable: Xbox Live Multiplayer Upgrades

By playing online and winning, you'll be able to unlock upgrades for your character. Read below to find out the conditions you need to meet and what you'll get for unlocking them.

• All 6 Class Medals: Only veterans can handle this kind of language.
• 1000 Kills (Long Ranger Class): Steadier aim, Nimbler reload
• 1000 Kills (Sky Jockey Class): Quicker targeting, Quicker Breech
• 1000 Kills (Demolisher Class): Increased Strayfur clip, Guided Rocket boost
• 1000 Kills (Thermophile Class): Recharger Boost: thermo weapons
• 1000 Kills (Sneeker Class): Snoopa. Improved cloaking
• 1000 Kills (Grunt Class): Clip extension, Self-heal overcharge
• 50 Kills Total: Avatar Pack II
• 500 Kills Total: Avatar Pack III
• 1000 Kills Total: Avatar Pack IV
• 500 Mobile Unit Kills: Bonus Avatar Pack
• All 6 Specialist Medals: IR enhance, Booster plus, Quicker Tank breech, Improved Hogster
• 2000 Healing Points (Specialist): Enhanced healing speed
• 500 Mine Kills (Specialist): +1 Mine per loadout
• 500 Backstabs (Specialist): Instant Detonate: Snoopa
• 500 Fire Damage Kills (Specialist): Sinurator tank capacity increased
• 500 Headshots (Specialist): Overcharge power boost
• 1500 Repair Points (Specialist): Kinetic Seal: Increased repair efficiency
• 500 Marshalls Assassinated: +1 Primary Grenade slot
• 500 Generals Assassinated: +1 Secondary Grenade slot
• 1500 Kills Total: Projectile Coulour - Golden bullets
• 3000 Kills Total: Projectile Colour - Regal purple bullets
• 4000 Kills Total: Re-spawn penalty modifier 1/2 reduction
• 1000 VC Points: Hacking Device: Speed chipped

Unlock Uncensored Multiplayer

Clear the single player campaign.

Unlock Potty Mouth

You must beat the Single Player and having all 6 Class Medals.

Hint: Zombie Killing

One easier method to kill zombies is to destroy their legs. This causes them to fall prone and crawl towards Conker, placing their head at the forefront. Although you can destroy the head first and kill the zombie quickly, forcing the zombie to crawl reduces their ability to catch and damage Conker and gives you more time to set up your head-shot.