FAKE ELVIS:

• Say there son, move back a bit.
• Get offa me, the crowd can't see!
• I'd like to do one for my fans...
• Viva Las Vegas!!!
• Big Love, Big Heartache.
• I'm a hunka' hunka' burnin' love.
• Blue, Blue, Blue Suede Shoes...
• Aaaaain't nuthin' but a hownd dog!
• Wanna be in my next movie??
• I like to shop in Michigan malls.
• Fast cars and fast food...
• This is my real hair?
• Is someone calling me?
• Time to return to my spaceship.

• Do I look very depressed?
• Have you been winning here??
• It's just not fair....
• Pat Quinn told me not to...
• ... I thought I hadda' ...
• All I needed was one more seven...
• Maybe If I'd taken one more card?
• You call this having fun?
• Steve Szpytek warned me about this.
• Next time I'll set a budget.
• This table understands me...
• I should have stayed home.
• Maybe my luck has changed..
• Oooohhh, I need aspirin.

• This is the greatest!!!
• Better than Moose Lodge 101.
• Best convention ever!!!
• Much better than McCormick Place.
• Have you seen the Atari booth?
• Wanna see my secret handshake?
• Where is your hat???
• What did your barber do to ya?
• Where is the waitress???
• They don't like counters here.
• Steve Ryno can sure play slots!
• Can you always win? Always??
• Can you lend me some dough?
• Can't seem to find a taxi...
• Isn't bungee jumpin' hazardous?

• So many games, so little time.
• Where can I convert some yen?
• Have you photo'd the volcano yet?
• Very picturesque...
• I'm going to need some film.
• Do you like the Mariners???
• Godzilla vs. Mothra is the best!
• Bambi meets Godzilla was good.
• Are you interested in HDTV??
• Is George Bush feeling better???
• Does sushi mean 'dead fish'??
• Do you own a Harley-Davidson?
• Who is Sergio Leone???
• Atari, Atari, Atari Forever!!
• How do you get to Caesers??

• Casinos are sooo exciting!
• I'm just naturally friendly.
• Yes, I do come here often.
• These shoes are killing me!
• Aren't you a bit young to be here?
• Are there pit bulls in here?
• I can't decide what to play next.
• I'd like to try some slots.
• Roulette is the game for me.
• Who is this Robb Mariani?
• Louis is just wonderful!
• Cliff Falls has the best voice!
• I just love Scrapyard Dog!
• Do you see a clock anywhere?

• Howdy pardner!
• Whhooo doggy! I love casinos!!
• Darn right I'm from Texas!!!
• I been lookin' for a new Eastwood.
• Hang 'Em High, son!!!
• Jumpin' Jehosafat, A Blackjack!
• Keep an eye on these shifty dealers.
• Home, Home on the range...
• I'd vote for Schwartzkopf!!!
• What a Ren & Stimpey look like?
• Excuse me, are you the Wadester?
• Oil ain't everything, son.
• What say we round up some fillies?
• Let's go get some prime rib.
• Can ya' steer me toward the circus?

• Can I help you young man?
• Ehhh??? What's that???
• Speak up!!
• You really ought to speak up.
• Hmmmmm... Hmmmmm... Hmmmmm...
• What's that you say???
• Are you Larry Siegel???
• Where is Craig Erickson?
• Where is Robert Urich now?
• Do I hear Elvis singing?
• My joints tell me it's going to rain.
• How fast can a Jaguar go?
• Which is faster, Viper or SR1 Turbo?
• Such a nice young man.
• Which way to Bally's???